drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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