Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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