Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
is it fun? or sober?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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