Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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