Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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