i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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