We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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