He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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