Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Terrible idea I love it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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