i just wanna soil my oats bro
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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