He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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