What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
