i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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