it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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