just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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