Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I am naked and annoyed.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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