kristin has been a bad kristin
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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