Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
