Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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