we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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