I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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