ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Randomize
