so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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