So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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