so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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