He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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