its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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