If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
