ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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