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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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