Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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