i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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