tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Mom said you looked used
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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