New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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