This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
