real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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