I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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