She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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