Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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