He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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