She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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