"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
