Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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