How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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