Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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