We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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