i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She even gives head with a lisp.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
