guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
They took my balls.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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