Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I would fuck him just for his dog
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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