Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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