Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
